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i love the running joke in the books that all the musketeers only have one name because usually most men would draw out their titles and make them as ridiculously long as possible
so you’d have to stand there and be impressed as they rattled off “je suis the count of this estate in the town of this hillside by this canal in this region which is famous for its cheese adjacent to this other region which my land touches; son of this guy and grandon of that guy; godson of some other guy and besties with this one guy you’ve probably heard of; gentleman and connoisseur of all fine things including your wife BURN”
and then you’d be obligated to duel them, after responding with your own name, twenty minutes later
but the guys the musketeers fight brace themselves for this long-ass name and all they get is two syllables and they’re like “…what? that’s, that’s it? that’s all you’re gonna give me?”
the thing is that porthos and aramis are literally too poor to afford better names, so they make up for it with bluster all like, “yeah, i’m so cool i don’t need another name. you wanna go? you wanna get your ass kicked by a one-name dude? let’s go. let’s fuckiNG GO OH SHit you broke my fucking leg oh dude nah”
and then there’s athos who gives negative fucks and is like “yeah i have some names to spare but i’m not gonna give them to YOU, asswipe. i’m gonna ignore you completely and go drink twice my body weight in wine.”
and no one asks d’artagnan for his name, who the fuck cares when he’s already skewered you and run off wildly into the sunset
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
asexuals have the whole world as their oyster
7th Heaven marijuana scene with Inception music
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
- Donations for Darren Wilson mysteriously halt after reaching over $400K. Darren Wilson Gofundme page officially shut down!!!
- The “Support Darren Wilson” Facebook page is deleting comments about basic financial questions and is urging supporters to petition against the Mike Brown Fund
- Time uses the word “negrophobia” instead of “racism” and compares fear of spiders to fear of black people. Seriously.
- The truth about flash bangs
- Public art on Canfield: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)
- Video from the March on Ferguson
- Video from DC’s Mike Brown Rally
- 10 people from the Lost Voices organization are living in tents (x) until there is justice for Mike Brown
- Mike Brown’s family asks for 4 1/2 minutes of silence tomorrow instead of highway protest
LOL man.never forget white people did nothing first neither the best, they sleep and eat false propaganda,
Police officers in Ferguson, Missouri, have begun wearing body cameras after weeks of unrest over the shooting death of an unarmed black teen by a white officer and sharply differing accounts of the incident, officials said on Sunday.
Michael Brown, 18, was shot multiple times by Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson on Aug. 9, sparking nearly three weeks of angry protests in the St. Louis suburb and drawing global attention to race relations in the United States.
Law enforcement and witnesses gave differing accounts of what transpired before Brown was shot, with police saying the teen had struggled with the officer. Witnesses say Brown held up his hands and was surrendering when he was shot multiple times in the head and chest.
The discrepancy has revived calls for officers across the county to be outfitted with body cameras to help capture an accurate record of police-involved incidents.
"He [Viggo Mortensen] was standing behind the camera throwing the apples … And I’ve never seen him so happy."
imagine if mike brown’s family had considered deleting their son’s social media before the media got to it
that would turn heads
"what are they trying to hide?"
"a teenager with no internet profile? seems fishy"
"did he keep a low profile because he was in a gang?"
but no one thinks its weird that darren wilson’s internet EVERYTHING seems to have magically vanished
How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?
I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.